Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
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