Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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