She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Randomize
