That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Did I show you my penis last night?
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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