Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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