Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
did i walk over a car last night?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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