I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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