My brain says no but my pants say off.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
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