Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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