What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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