Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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