Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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