You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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