omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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