I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
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