I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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