i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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