I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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