found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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