There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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