Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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