I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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