Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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