it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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