Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Girls should come with a carfax report
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
There's always time for handjobs
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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