Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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