You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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