You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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