I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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