He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
high people should be assigned attendants
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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