What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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