Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Randomize
