i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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