Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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