I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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