your parents love me but you hate me
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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