Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
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