I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Holy shit dude........stairs
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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