so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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