nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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