you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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