She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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