Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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