Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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