btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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