I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
