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Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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