he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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