try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
he puts the penis in happiness.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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