Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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