BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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