yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Randomize
