your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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