who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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